Words of wisdom

"Have no chics coz i ain't got no car!" -Mr Joachim. Hahaha

Woah, impressive words of wisdom by one Mr J.

Thinking in the context of myself now.

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Loneliness gets the best of me, again. I badly need someone right now. Someone.... GThis time it muz be perma. Plz
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HAHAHA. I have nothing!

5Cs. Car, Cash, Credit card, Condo, Career.

I do claim to have some "character", but its still barely tested claims. And its isnt in one of the 5Cs anyway.

Oh my God, to think that i am in the league of courtship and dating, to impress girls, what a big joke!

But I do have 5Cs. Chaplaincy, CV, Certificate of Agent, some "Character", barely enough "Cash".
So, the conclusion is...
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HAHAHAHAHA.


Laugh all you want! Coz i am laughing as well! What a timely reality check. Lets imagine i am dating this girl now, in some fancy fine dining restaurant. We just walked in and the waiter has placed the menus on the table. Our conversation as follows.

"Hei, so what do you do for a living?", asks Ms. DDG ( Drop Dead Gorgeous)

I reply enthusiastically, "Erm..... I am looking for a summer placement, but its still an trainee actuarist position! And I have a rather impressive CV!"

"Oh..... I see...", replies Ms. DDG. "So, where are you staying now?"

"At the university's chaplaincy."

"University's chap.. What?"

"The chaplaincy. You know, where they have religious gatherings. I am actually working part time by maintaining the place and cleaning up after their meals."

"Wookay..............", says Ms DDG. A little bit uncomfortable now. "How exactly did you travel here?"

"I cycled here. I wanted to take the bus at first, but i rather save the 2 pounds for my lunch tommorow." I respond happily. : )

"Hm...", Ms DDG folding her arms now. "How are you paying for our meals now?"

"You mean i am paying for yours? I had no idea! But, its alright because i can just swipe it off with my dad's card."

There's only 2 things that will happen. She either stays and eat some free good food, promising to drop this loser the instant we finish, or take her bag and leave instantly. Or, if she took it as an insult, she would "sprinkle" some real, cold, icy water to freshen me up.



I am being down to earth :P Because any smart girl is.



And i got this from somewhere.

"Originally Posted by christabel81

Well, here is something to link the 5C's to the newer 5B's!

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK

I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card (Platinum), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?

B - BMW

B - Body

B - Brain

B - Billionaire

B - Bungalow

And addition with the 5K's.

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasee (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes
>the
5 numerals and Malaysia's equivalent.

Singaporeans' "practice" for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

*edit*

Apologies for the last paragraph, not appropriate. Just stick to the Singapore's version of simple living. :)